-last cigarette: in Memphis in October, sitting next to some slack-jawed yokels who were doing birdcalls. I kid you not.
-last alcoholic drink: a beer at Applebee's with my boss and my co-worker Fender
-last car ride: does my commute to work this morning count?
-last kiss: Bean, this morning when I dropped her off at school.
-last good cry: last week. I cry all the time, these days.
-last book bought: a pop-up book about the Titanic for Bean. That was forever ago. I go to the library.
-last book read: not including cookbooks? Little Children. Check it out.
-last movie seen: I finally watched 'The Notebook'. I poked vague fun at it for the last couple of years because I don't normally do chick flicks. Now it is recorded in my DVR so that I may watch it over and over and over if I want.
-last beverage drank: water
-last food consumed: hummus and pretzel chips
-last crush: the adorable vegan girl who works at the gas station across from where I work. le sigh.
-last phone call: my mom... to ask about Girl Scout cookies.
-last tv show watched: Golden Girls. This morning while I ate my cereal. I fucking LOVE Golden Girls.
-last shoes worn: are on my feet right now. Raggedy old black Converse. With really big holes in them.
-last song played: 'And Darling' by Tegan and Sara. Because I'm lame and emo.
-last thing bought: Tofutti cream cheese and agar from Whole Foods
-last download: oh, I don't know
-last soda drank: a tiny little 8oz can of Pepsi.
-last thing written: "total due = 563. pd = 553. w/hld = 10.00
-last words spoken: "Oh my God, she was chatty today!"
-last ice cream eaten: Soy Delicious chocolate ice cream with peanut butter mixed in.
-last webpage visited: http://www.gmail.com
I got really bored about 2/3 of the way through that, but I soldiered on. Because that's what I do.
