How they found me

I have this nifty little device that will tell me the keywords people put into search engines to bring up my blog. And I thought I'd share some of the more interesting ones.

- fake tan routine ruins life (yes, yes it does)

- vegan elitist
- vegan skinny
- vegans and pale
(I'm all of the above... except for skinny.)

- pale white wives photos
- really pale women photos
(This is probably a fetish... right up there with Catholic schoolgirl costumes and small boobs and androgyny. Sorry I don't have any extraordinarily pale photos of myself for you searchers.)

- stare at her boobs
(I don't know about this one.)

Ah, good times.